i kind of want to plow you

noosetie:

BUT MY HOT P1C!!!

my special eyes

noosetie:

1 C4NT B3L13V3 YOU 4R3 DO1NG TH1S TO M3

its for the best
no unnecessary attention drawn to you

noosetie:

R3BLOG 1T

i cant im a selfie virgin man
that cherry cant be popped yet

noosetie:

YOU L1K3 MY POSTS BUT DONT R3BLOG MY S3LF13
RUD3 4S FUCK

selfie game too strong

turntechgodhead joined the corpse party!

apocalypticarisen:

oh
well thanks
i guess

anyway how are you

to clarify i meant to use on other people
not you
chin up there megido

fine i guess
hell i dont really know

swagbcy:

i haven’t been called my last name in years. like. you know what i mean? i think you know what i mean.

you’re no nickname dave now. bye. you’ve done this to yourself. 

don’t hate me ‘cause i’m swaggie.

yeah i feel you
youre going to get used to it happening man
surnames are my thing
thats how i communicate

just an eff why eye thats still a nickname
so youre being counter productive either way
but hey if that keeps your chaps from chaffing then go ahead

too far man

turntechgodhead joined the corpse party!

apocalypticarisen:

is that your clever way of telling me to go to hell

honestly no but im keeping that one in mind

hyenafriendly:

my kidneys cost more than the url anyways. 

i seriously doubt it

turntechgodhead joined the corpse party!

apocalypticarisen:

be less hot

duh

tell that to the flames of hell

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